This is Important

Clearly I will need to fill this area with lots of nice fluffy information, but until then I'll just keep writing, you see the idea of this box is to welcome you on this beautiful day/night (Delete where appropriate) to this website which, by chance has been hand crafted by hundreds of miniature gazelles. A lot like the telephone, this website is small and unreliable. It's probably not the best source of information and if you suffer from paranoia (yes, I'm talking to you...) then I'd recommend leaving now, but I know you wont.

I use this website as a place to abandon random files, so some times there will be photographs of over-excited sheep (see Item 1 to the right) and echoes of Rick Astley, try to not let this throw you. Well that's just about all I can think of for now so off you trot! I said shoo! I know you're still there...

Item 1 Over-excited Sheep

Projects

PHP Usersystem Feel free to use the Admin account test (Password is "test") to see the housekeeping.
Coming Soon Bespoke website made for a client, from design to code to promotion.

Experiments

Awesome Background Test I came across a website that used this technique and HAD to work out how it was done!
CSS3 Transitions Not much to this, just hover over the images, may not be perfect in some browsers.

Old Work

STUK Clan Pages Some webpages I created ages ago

About Me

Well if you really haven't already got a good enough impression of me this is the place to find out more. I'm a relatively active teenager who likes listening to rock music, Muse and Queen are probably my two favourite bands. I play the occasional computer game but normally only if it is something mind-bending and humorous like Portal 2.

My favourite films are by Quentin Tarantino, he knows how to write a convincing character and make you laugh, even when you know you shouldn't. Which brings me nicely onto my next point, I love the comedian Bill Bailey, now laughing at a troll isn't normally the best idea but he manages to make it happen.

I spend most of my holidays trying to ski or climb something, not always the best idea but always fun in the end. I like a challenge especially if something is puzzling, I wont always work it out but I'll give it a go.

The Facts